He aha ka mea e haʻi ʻole aku i ka mea pena kiʻi (ke makemake ʻole ʻoe e inaina ʻia)
Loaʻa i kēlā me kēia ʻoihana kona pono ponoʻī a me nā pōʻino, nā mea kūʻai aku maikaʻi loa. ʻAʻole ʻokoʻa nā mea pena kiʻi, ʻokoʻa loa. Ma muli o ka 90% o ka manawa a lākou e hoʻolimalima ai me nā poʻe a lawe i kekahi ʻano kuleana no ko lākou ʻili, a mau, pinepine lākou i nā pilikia. nā kūlana ma ka palena o ka ʻike kanaka.
He aha nā mea pupule e hiki i ka mea kūʻai ke nīnau i kahi mea pena kiʻi? Pehea e huhū ai iā ia i ka manawa hoʻopaʻa?
Eia kahi papa inoa nā mea āu e haʻi ʻole ai i kāu mea pena kiʻike ʻole, ʻoiaʻiʻo, makemake ʻo ia e hoʻowahāwahā iā ʻoe!
Ua sterilized ka mīkini? A me nā kui?
E nīnau wale i kēia nīnau inā e paʻi ana ʻoe i ka hoa ʻona o kou hoahānau ma ka hale o kona kupuna wahine. Pono kēia nīnau, i loko o kahi keena ʻoihana NO.
"Ke ʻike nei ʻoe i kēia deragona Kina me nā ʻēheu gula, kahi e noho ai ʻo Genghis Khan i ke kapa kila? I kēia manawa, makemake wau e kiʻi i kahi peʻa ma koʻu manamana lima. "
E hele mai, manaʻo maoli paha ʻoe e hiki ke hoʻemi ʻia kahi kumuhana paʻakikī a kikoʻī i ka nui o ka bob? ʻIke loa ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe.
"He papa helu pī'āpā Maori kāu?"
ʻAʻohe pīʻāpā Maori. E kiʻi i luna!
"ʻAe, i kēia manawa ua hala ʻoe i ka pahi, akā ma hope o ka loaʻa ʻana o ka peʻa, e ulu hou ka lauoho ma luna?"
ʻAʻole, e noho lauoho ʻole ʻoe no ka wā pau ʻole, a ʻoiaʻiʻo, i ke kūlana ʻino loa, e ulu nui kou lauoho, lōʻihi a ma luna o nā mea āpau, COLORFUL!
"Akā, inā e hele au i ka hale haʻuki a loaʻa ka ʻiʻo, ʻaʻole anei ia he deform?"
Ke hoʻolālā nei ʻoe e like me Dwayne Johnson? Inā pēlā, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻi ʻana i ka mea pena kiʻi i ka wā i pau ai ke ʻoki.
"Ua ʻike au i ka peʻa ma ka Pūnaewele, akā ʻaʻole wau e hoʻomanaʻo he aha ia."
ʻAe, pilikia maikaʻi. He mea ʻē paha ia, akā ʻaʻole he mea hiki ke heluhelu i nā manaʻo a hoʻomanaʻo paha ka mea pena kiʻi. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ʻaʻole i hoʻolako ʻia nā studio he nui me ka pōlele aniani.
"E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka ʻōlelo aʻo, he aha ke ʻano o ka peʻa āu e loaʻa ai ma koʻu wahi?"
Malia paha, inā e nīnau ʻoe i kahi mea pena no ia mea, e haʻi ʻo ia iā ʻoe ʻaʻole e kiʻi i ka peʻa. Akā he aha ka nīnau?!
"ʻAʻole anei ʻoe i manaʻo he pipiʻi iki ʻoe?"
A inā makemake ʻoe e piss off, hoʻohui wale: "ʻO kaʻu hoaaloha nāna e peʻa i ka home e lawe i ka liʻiliʻi."
E like me nā mea pena kiʻi a me nā mea kālepa, ʻo nā mea pena kiʻi hoʻi ke kuleana kapu e kau i nā kumukūʻai a lākou e makemake ai. A ʻo kahi hoaaloha i peʻa i ka home e hana i ka mea pono ʻole.
“ʻAe, pehea ka hālāwai? Makemake au iā ʻoe e peʻa koke iaʻu."
ʻO ka mea mua, ʻaʻole ia e ʻōlelo "makemake wau". A ʻo ka lua, kokoke i kēlā me kēia studio ma ka Honua he papa inoa kali, ʻoiai inā aia ia ma ke kūlanakauhale nui. ʻAʻohe mea e hana ai, pono e kali iki nā mea nani.
"Makemake au i kekahi mea pena peʻa e hana i kēia, hiki iā ʻoe ke kope?"
ʻAe, ʻo kēia paha ka mea ʻino loa: ke noi ʻana i kahi mea pena e kope i ka hana a kekahi mea pena. Ma waho aʻe o kēlā hewa ka pono, no ka mea, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kope ʻole ʻana i ka peʻa, he mea pena ka mea pena kiʻi me kona ʻano hana a me kona ʻano.
Eia kaʻu alakaʻi i nā mea hoʻonāukiuki loa hiki iā ʻoe ke nīnau i kahi mea pena kiʻi. Hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo i nā mea ʻē aʻe? Ua huhū paha ʻoe i kahi mea pena kiʻi?
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