ʻO ke kanaka e like me ka zodiac
Nā mea:
- Aries: ʻo ʻoe ke ʻano Martian!
- Taurus: hoʻokahi kāu mea like - paʻakikī
- ʻO Gemini: ʻo ka nele o nā kikoʻī ke ala maikaʻi loa e hoʻolei i kahi kāne macho i ke kaulike
- Ka maʻi maʻi: E lohe ka Macho Man i ka nui o ka uē a me ka uē i kona wā e hōʻeha ai i ka maʻi Cancer.
- Leo: nā hoa paio kūpono!
- Virgo: ʻaʻole makemake e kamaʻilio me nā primitives
- Libra: E hoʻopiʻi ka Libra pili i nā hoa i nā kāne macho egotistical.
- Scorpio: eminence grise a me ka pelekikena o ka CEO?
- Sagittarius: He mea leʻaleʻa kēia
- Capricorn: ʻaʻohe kānāwai no ke kāne macho
- Aquarius: Ke hoʻouka ʻia kahi ʻano Martian, hoʻopau ʻo ia i ka ʻole
- Pisces: He paʻakikī ke hoʻololi ʻana iā Macho
Huli ke kanaka macho a ʻaihue i nā naʻau o nā wahine he nui
Huli ke kanaka macho a ʻaihue i nā naʻau o nā wahine he nui. ʻO wai nā hōʻailona zodiac i loaʻa kahi manawa no ka pilina macho kūleʻa? E nānā!
Aries: ʻo ʻoe ke ʻano Martian!
Makemake ʻoe e pāʻani me kāu clone ponoʻī? ʻAʻole paha, no ka mea, e lilo nā ʻeha i ʻokiʻoki, nā ʻuʻu a me nā ʻeha. Akā inā ʻoe e hana i kahi duet ʻoluʻolu, e pae maikaʻi ʻoe ma Mars ponoʻī a loaʻa ka mahalo!
Taurus: hoʻokahi kāu mea like - paʻakikī
ʻOkoʻa wale nō kāu e alualu ai i kāu mau pahuhopu. Hoʻomanawanui ka macho, hana hoʻomanawanui ka Taurus. ʻO ka mua ka mua, ʻo ka lua no ka loaʻa kālā. ʻAe... He kāne like ʻole lāua!
ʻO Gemini: ʻo ka nele o nā kikoʻī ke ala maikaʻi loa e hoʻolei i kahi kāne macho i ke kaulike
A ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o Gemini ma kēia. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka huhū ʻole i ka Martian macho, no laila e hoʻokō ʻo Gemini i ko lākou ʻano noʻonoʻo ʻole, a i ʻole e aloha nui ʻia lākou.
Ka maʻi maʻi: E lohe ka Macho Man i ka nui o ka uē a me ka uē i kona wā e hōʻeha ai i ka maʻi Cancer.
ʻAʻole ʻo ia e hoʻopā ʻia e kēia mea, akā e hoʻowahāwahā ʻia ʻo ia. E loaʻa hou iā ia ka mahalo inā pane ʻo Cancer a hoʻouka mai ma hope.
Leo: nā hoa paio kūpono!
Makemake nā kānaka a pau e piʻi i ka podium a lawe i ka makana o ka mea lanakila. He duel ego hoihoi paha kēia no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻike ʻia a hiki i ka hopena ʻo wai ka mea lanakila.
Virgo: ʻaʻole makemake e kamaʻilio me nā primitives
He palupalu loa ʻo ia a ʻoi aku ka naʻauao. No laila inā e haʻalele kēia mau hōʻailona ʻelua i kekahi i kekahi, e pōmaikaʻi ia i ko lākou olakino.
Libra: E hoʻopiʻi ka Libra pili i nā hoa i nā kāne macho egotistical.
E hāʻawi ʻo ia iā ia i nā lawelawe e like me ka lōʻihi o kona uku ʻana iā ia me nā hopena o kāna lanakila ʻana. E pili ana i ka waiwai no ka mea ke helu nei ʻo Libra.
Scorpio: eminence grise a me ka pelekikena o ka CEO?
Poino. Eia nō naʻe, inā e puʻunaue pono lākou i kā lākou mau ʻāpana o ka mana, e hana nui lākou. E aʻo ʻo Mars e nānā hohonu mai Scorpio a ʻaʻole e lawe nui. A e pau ka Scorpio i ka hui pū ʻana a mau loa aku.
Sagittarius: He mea leʻaleʻa kēia
Inā hāʻawi ʻo Mars iā ia i ke kūʻokoʻa o ka neʻe ʻana, e lanakila pū lākou i nā ʻāina puʻupaʻa. Ke loaʻa iā lākou ka mea a lākou e makemake ai, e hele lākou e lanakila i kahi honua hou. A hou a hou.
Capricorn: ʻaʻohe kānāwai no ke kāne macho
Inā wale nā mea āna i hoʻokomo ai. A laila e hoʻololi ʻo ia iā lākou ma kona manaʻo. ʻAʻole maopopo ka Capricorn i kēia.
Aquarius: Ke hoʻouka ʻia kahi ʻano Martian, hoʻopau ʻo ia i ka ʻole
No ka mea, ua ʻoi aku ka Aquarius ma mua o kēlā. No ka mea, manaʻo ʻo ia iā ia he mea maʻalahi hiki ke mālama ʻole ʻia. ʻAe, ke ʻole ʻo ia ka mea hoʻokō o kāna mau manaʻo, akā ʻaʻole paha e ʻae ke kanaka macho i kēia. Pono ʻo ia e noho aliʻi, a ʻaʻole maopopo iā ia ke ʻano o ka Aquarius.
Pisces: He paʻakikī ke hoʻololi ʻana iā Macho
... no laila e hoʻonele ʻia nā Pisces i kēia moʻolelo i kā lākou ala punahele e kamaʻilio me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe. A maʻi ka Martian i ka poʻe nalo a me ka poʻe ʻuhane.
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Makemake nā wāhine i ka macho. Makemake ʻoe e ʻike hou aku e pili ana i kēia? E heluhelu i ka ʻatikala: Ke ʻano hakakā, a i ʻole macho! Pehea e hoʻopaʻa ai iā ia?
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