Māmā a me nā Malu Sagittarius

ʻO nā hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi a maikaʻi loa o kahi Sagittarius

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Hoku Waiwai

Ke lawe nei ka makuahine iā Sagittarius liʻiliʻi i loko o ke kaʻa kūʻai, hāʻule ka waiwai āpau i ka ecstasy. ʻO nā kānaka a pau, me ka poʻe home ʻole a me kahi hoa noho hakakā ma ka papahele, e hōʻiliʻili, e hōʻiliʻili i nā makana a nīnau i kou hiamoe ʻana i kēia lā.

Ua ʻae ʻo Sagittarius i kēia mau ʻōlelo aloha me ka lokomaikaʻi maoli - hāʻawi ʻo ia i "ʻelima" a, me ka leʻaleʻa maikaʻi, hāʻawi i nā ʻakaʻaka nani ma ka hema a me ka ʻākau. He hōkū hānau ʻo ia: hoʻoholo, kamaʻilio a haʻi ʻōlelo, mau i ke ʻano maikaʻi...

Ma ke kula, pale ʻo ia i nā hoaaloha nāwaliwali, he kūkākūkā moʻomeheu a me ke kahuna pule, a noi i ke kumu e hele i ka zoo.

Hoaloha kanaka

I ka hala ʻana o ka manawa, ulu ka hui aloha Sagittarius i nā ʻāpana nui. Inā loaʻa maoli nā superheroes, he poʻe Sagittarians lākou a pau. ʻO Sagittarius ke ʻano o ka hoʻomanawanui a me ke aloha i ka ʻokoʻa - he mau hoaaloha ʻo ia i waena o ka poʻe home ʻole a me nā aliʻi, schizophrenics a me nā devotees, fairies a me nihilists.

ʻO kēia kā lākou laina kōkua, ʻo ka panakō e hoʻopuka ai i nā hōʻaiʻē, a inā pono, he noho hoʻokahi pō a me kahi pā ʻai. Ke huhū ka ʻohana aliʻi, i ka hāʻule ʻana i kahi transvestite hiamoe ma ke alahele o Sagittarius, ʻae wale ʻo ia.

ʻO ka manaʻo o ka lehulehu e pili ana i kahi hui me ka pololei politika kahi i nalowale ai ke kua i kona inoa hanohano. ʻO ia ka ʻenemi o ka hoʻokamani, ka ʻūlū a me ka noʻonoʻo haiki.

Keena Napoleona

He haku ʻo ia i nā nīnauele hana. I loko o nā minuke 10 wale nō, e aloha ka mea hana i ka wā e hiki mai ana. ʻO kēlā alohilohi i kona mau maka ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i kāna mau manaʻo e lawe i ka hui i luna! Hiki iā ia ke hoʻonohonoho i nā mea a pau me ka ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka, ka paʻi ʻana i ke kua a i ʻole ka honi ikaika ma ka lima.

He ʻoluʻolu a kūpaʻa hoʻi, he lima kona i kāna ʻoihana. ʻOi aku ka lokahi o kāna hui ma mua o nā ʻohana he nui. Hoʻoponopono pono ʻo Sagittarius iā ia, paipai iā ia, ma mua o ka nānā ʻana iā ia a ʻaʻole e hoʻopili i kona ihu iā ia. Huhu pōkole ʻo ia. ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻomake.

mōʻī wahine nani a me ka superhero

ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, paʻakikī ke hālāwai me kahi Sagittarius mai ka wahine maikaʻi ʻole me ka lei aliʻi o nā mea mahalo. Hāʻawi ka Nature iā ia i ka moekolohe mai ʻaneʻi a hiki i Venus, ka lokomaikaʻi, ka ʻono maikaʻi a me ke ʻano hauʻoli.

Hoʻohana pū ka makemake i nā haʻuki i kona makemake, e kākoʻo ana i ke kino i ka hakakā ʻana i ka gravity a me ka cellulite. A i ka manawa like, ʻo nā wahine o kēia hōʻailona he mau kaikamahine like wale nō, nā hoaaloha e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hele i ka opera a i ka pāʻani, inu i ka champagne a inu pia mai kahi hue.

Leʻaleʻa lākou i ka leʻaleʻa paʻa ʻole, a ʻoiai ke ʻike ʻia lākou he palaka, ʻaʻole i manaʻo ka lanakila aloha. He nui nā mea nani i hoʻokūhoihoi i ko lākou ʻike ʻana he makemake wale kēia wahine kupanaha e hoaaloha pū me lākou, ʻaʻole e hiamoe.

Hoʻomanawanui loa ʻo ia a ʻaʻole hoʻokahi wale nō mea e hoʻoheheʻe - wahaheʻe. No laila, inā hāʻule ke kāne ma ka lolo a hoʻopunipuni iā ​​​​ia, e ʻae koke ʻo ia, i ʻole, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e kala iā ia. Pono nā wāhine e hakakā no kā lākou mau kāne, e like me Sagittarius, i nā duels.

ʻO ia, me ke kānalua ʻole, e kuʻi i ka dribbler nāna i kapa i kāna wahine he " hoki ", e uhi iā ia me kona umauma ponoʻī, a laila, me ka hilahila ʻole, me ka hilahila ʻole, uē i kahi melodrama i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni a hoʻokuʻu iā ia i loko o ka ʻōpala e hoʻopakele a pipiki me ka uha haki. He hui ia o Superman a me Casanova.

Manaʻo kāna mea i koho ai ua lanakila ʻo ia i ka hailona: aia nā moa a pau ma kāna ʻoihana,

akā ua koho ʻo ia iā ia! ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ka maʻamau o ka hemo ʻana, ʻaʻole ʻike i ka manaʻo o ka lili a paipai i kāna wahine i nā hana āpau. A ʻo kona mau hoaaloha kona mau hoaaloha.

ʻOpio mau loa

ʻAʻole ʻelemakule maoli ka poʻe Sagittarians. Ua like loa nā wāhine me nā hoa o kā lākou mau kaikamāhine a ʻoi aku ka ʻeha o ka puʻuwai ma luna o kanahiku. ʻAe, loaʻa iā lākou ka momona liʻiliʻi me ka makahiki, no ka mea makemake lākou e ʻai maikaʻi a ʻaʻole maʻalahi i nā meaʻai, akā hoʻomaʻamaʻa maʻamau iā lākou i ke ʻano maikaʻi.

ʻO ke koena o kāna mau hoa ma ke koʻokoʻo, ka ʻū a me ka ʻai ʻana i nā tona o nā huaʻōlelo, a ʻo Sagittarius e hoʻopuni a puni iā ​​​​lākou ma nā kaʻa kaʻa. He mau hoaaloha maikaʻi ʻo ia me ka poʻe ʻōpio, no laila ʻaʻole ʻo ia e puka i waho o kahi ala, a loaʻa iā ia nā haneli haneli mau mea hoihoi e hana ai ma waho aʻe o ka hoʻoponopono ʻana i nā puʻupuʻu crossword a i ʻole ka hele ʻana i kahi huakaʻi i ke keʻena kino.

ʻO ka hope, pepehi i nā haneli, hāʻule ʻo ia mai ka ʻewalu kaukani. ʻO ka hapalua o ka honua ke hele nei i ka hoʻolewa, a ʻo nā hectoliters o nā waimaka i hoʻokahe ʻia e ka poʻe kanikau ke kumu i ka nalu wai ma ka Vistula.… A me nā aka

hōʻailona o ADHD

ʻAʻole hoʻokahi kekona e haʻalulu a paʻi paha kēia naʻau weliweli i kona nuku. ʻOiai ʻo ia e hiamoe (a e hiamoe ana no hoʻokahi hola o ka lā), ʻeli ʻo ia i ka ʻili a ʻōhumu. Nīnau ʻo ia i ka awelika o 100 mau nīnau i kēlā me kēia minuke, ʻoi aku ka ʻino, ʻoiai, no ka mea, ʻaʻole ʻo ka hoʻomanaʻo ʻana i kāna paʻa.

ʻAʻole lawa iā ia ke nīnau aku i kona mau mākua, no laila ua pili ʻo ia i ke akua o ka ʻuhane o ka chumps hewa, ka mea inu pia ma ka ʻīpuka, ka mea leta, ka makai apana ... kamaʻilio pū ʻo ia me nā ʻīlio i nakinaki ʻia i mua o ka hale kūʻai a hiki i nahu lākou i ke kaula a puhi. ʻO ke kumu aʻo i ka ʻike ʻana iā ia e hāʻule i loko o kahi ʻano makaʻu - E hoʻonāukiuki ʻo Sagittarius i kēlā me kēia haʻawina me kāna mau ʻano hoʻopiʻi, uhuki i nā maka a me nā huaʻōlelo mau.

Ke nīnau ʻia ʻo ia e pane, hoʻohūhū ʻo ia iā ia iho a nīnau nui i ka mākaukau o ke kumu, e hoʻoulu i ka papa e haunaele. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻike i ke ʻano o ka huaʻōlelo "hopena", piʻi i nā pou uila no ka leʻaleʻa a ʻaihue paha i ke kaʻa o kahi hoalauna a hoʻokele iā ia i kahi huakaʻi ... pololei i ka puka makani o ka hale kūʻai kokoke loa.

keiki hoohana ole

Makemake ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo iā ia iho he nonconformist. Akā, nele maoli ʻo ia i ka hoʻopono. 'Ōleloʻo ia e pili ana i ka wai o kona waha, a ma ka inoa o kaʻoiaʻiʻo maikaʻiʻole i hoʻomaopopoʻoleʻia i nā kānaka e "momona", "naʻaupō" a me ka "slutty". Ke kū neiʻo ia ma luna o kona poʻo iʻole e hoʻopiʻiʻia no ka hānai maikaʻiʻana - hoʻohikiʻo ia e like me ka mea kāmaʻa a haʻi aku i nā'ōlelo hoʻohenehene e hoʻowahāwahā iā Berlusconi iā ​​ia iho.

Hele ʻo ia i ka opera me kahi tracksuit, a i ka wā e kani ai kāna kelepona i ka wā o ka male ʻana o kāna mau hoaaloha, lawe mālie ʻo ia a kamaʻilio a hiki i ka pau ʻana o ka nui, e ninini nui ana i nā ʻōlelo hōʻino. Ua manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo ia ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻopau ʻia, no laila, hele ʻo ia i nā haʻuki super-extreme a hoʻohana i ka hapa nui o kona manawa i kālai ʻia mai ke poʻo a ka wāwae.

ʻAʻole kūpono ʻole a noʻonoʻo ʻole ʻo ia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, he keiki hoʻohana ʻole ʻo ia i ʻike ʻole i nā palena i kekahi mea - ʻo ia ka wahine, ke kaomi ʻana i ka pedal kinoea a i ʻole ka hoʻolilo kālā. ʻO kāna mau leʻaleʻa punahele, ʻo ia ka inu ʻana i ka moonshine hiki ke make a me ka hele ʻana i nā wahi e ulu ai nā amoebas i loko o kona ʻōpū a ʻai ʻia e nā koʻa.

ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke hoaaloha me ka Homo sapiens maʻamau. Inā ʻaʻohe ou delirium tremens, ʻaʻole ʻoe he transsexual, ʻaʻole kleptomaniac, a i ʻole he haipule militant, a laila ʻaʻohe mea āu e ʻimi ai i kāna lāʻau.

Snob a lekkoduch

ʻAʻole makemake ʻo ia i ka hana, akā naʻe, pono ʻo ia. Hoʻohaʻahaʻa ka ʻilihune iā ia, a ʻo ka ʻaʻahu liʻiliʻi ke kumu o ka cirrhosis o ke ake. Ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe, ke loaʻa iā ia kahi kālā, hoʻoluliluli ʻo ia e like me Marie Antoinette ma mua o ka hoʻokahuli Farani. Kūʻai ʻo ia i nā dupes me ka nānā ʻole ʻana i nā kumukūʻai, hāʻule i ka hoʻopunipuni a nā mea kūʻai aku, ʻaʻole ʻike (a ʻaʻole makemake e ʻike) he aha ka palapala paʻa, penikala a ZUS paha.

Hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e hoʻopili i kahi lua i ka waihona kālā ʻohana ma ka hoʻolilo ʻana i ka pō holoʻokoʻa ma ka papa roulette. Laki loa ʻo ia no ka mea ua hoʻowalewale ʻo ia i nā mea a pau i hiki iā ia ma ka hana a ʻaʻole paha e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo ia.

No laila pehea inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i mākaukau, ʻaʻole heluhelu i nā ʻaelike āna i hoʻopaʻa inoa ai, a hoʻohewa iā ia e like me ka laminated? Akā, nani kona nani a me kāna ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka, e hele ana i waho i kēlā me kēia 10 minuke no hoʻokahi hola hoʻomaha uahi!

ʻO Miss Poduschalsk a me ke keiki ʻino

ʻAʻohe mea a ʻaʻohe mea hoʻonāukiuki i nā kāne e like me Baba-Sagittarius. Ua pena ʻia a hoʻokaʻawale ʻia nā pāʻani Toto, e like me nā ʻili ʻili ma ka ʻahaʻaina nahele, me ka ʻoki ʻia ʻana o ka piko. Pili i nā kāne, hāwanawana i ko lākou pepeiao a ʻōpeʻapeʻa i nā maka maka hoʻopunipuni, a laila ... kuʻi i ko lākou mau wāwae. He aha ka palaualelo - e hopu i kahi wahine maʻemaʻe ma ka kuli! A ʻo ka mea ʻilihune, ka mea āna i ʻoki ʻoki ai me kona umauma ʻole i hoʻokahi minute i hala aku nei, pono ia e hoʻomanawanui me ka ʻono. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ʻaʻole e pau i laila.

He kāne kā Mrs. Sagittarius ma laila, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i nānā nui iā ia, no ka mea, ua paʻa loa ʻo ia i ka hoʻowalewale ʻana i ke koena o ka honua. Hoʻowahāwahā ʻo ia i ka hui ʻana o nā wahine no ka mea ʻaʻole lākou e hana i kāna mau hiʻohiʻona a ʻaʻole e hana i nā maka ʻaila i ka ʻike ʻana iā ia. ʻAʻole ʻo ia e kuke i ka ʻaina ahiahi, ʻano ʻino loa kona hale, hoʻohana ʻo ia i kāna uku a me kāna uku male ma nā ʻaila maka a me nā pale pale.

I kaʻikeʻana i kahi Sagittarius i ke aloha, hiki i kekahi ke hiki i ka hopena he kanakaʻoluʻoluʻo ia, ua mākaukau e hana i nā mōhai no ka hauʻoli o kāna mea i koho ai. E kūpaʻa mau a mālama. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, ua maopopo he pupule ʻo ia i ke aloha - hele ʻo ia a puni, ʻakaʻaka e like me ka naʻaupō, nānā a puni me nā maka bipi a pūliki i nā mea maʻa wale.

Ua pupule ʻo Seli no ka mea ua lawe ʻo ia i ka Sagittarius ʻilihune. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻike, e ka wahine pōʻino, aia kahi mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa maʻamau a aloha i nā pilina manuahi, e hāʻule i loko o ke aloha ma ka awelika i hoʻokahi manawa i ka pule a loaʻa iā ia ka manaʻo hoʻomau.

Loaʻa kēia Dairy Bar Casanova i ka amnesia i ka ʻike ʻana i ka wāwae curvy a i ʻole ka waha momona. Poina iā ia he wahine kāna (ʻoi aku ka masochist paʻakikī e hoʻomana iā ia e like me ke keiki bipi gula) a ma kahi o ʻekolu mau haku wahine. Akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia i nā wahine.

Makemake ʻo ia e moe me lākou, akā makemake ʻo ia i kahi mea hou aʻe? Hiki iā ia ke kamaʻilio me kāna mau hoa hana, ʻaʻole loa lākou e noʻonoʻo e koi i kekahi mea iā ia, e hoʻohewa ai a ʻoi aku ka hewa, e koi ana e lawe i ka ʻōpala.

pipi ʻiʻo gingerbread

ʻO ka hapa nui o Strzelze e momona me ka makahiki. ʻO ka lima o ka hewa make e hoʻopaʻi iā lākou ma ke ʻano o ka momona, wrinkles a me cellulite. ʻAʻole kōkua ka hoʻopaʻa inoa ʻana i kahi keʻena hōʻoki aesthetic a i ʻole ka marathon peeling. No laila ma kahi o kanalima Strzelce iā lāua ʻelua

ʻO nā ʻelele o ka wahine e hoʻopaʻa i nā corsets a noho i loko o lākou a hiki i ka hopena o ko lākou ola.

Ua kahi ʻia a kikoo, ʻeli lākou i nā lole ʻōpio, e hoʻāʻo ana e hoʻohālike i nā makahiki he iwakālua. He mea weliweli ka hopena. Ua pepehi ʻo Māmā "Klava" Strzelec i nā hoaaloha kula o kāna kaikamahine, a ʻo ka makuakāne o kēia hōʻailona e lawe i ka uku holoʻokoʻa no nā alimony he nui.

Veronica Kowalkowska